Pirates Bay Waterpark - Baytown (TX)

5 /5 Emily Pena: Friendly staff, take their jobs very seriously. From checking in and making sure your children’s life vests are certified to remaining vigilant while they are in the water. All smiling and very personable. Clean bathrooms and water. Only recommendation is that they may need to offer more tubes. No where near enough for the amount of people floating the lazy river on busy days.

4 /5 cafian allen: Its a good way to cool down on a hot day. The slides are fun, the lines were not long and it was a nice water sport experience. The areas are kept clean and sanitary by the attendants and there is enough covered areas for varying family sizes

1 /5 Kalynn Cox: First impression of this place was horrible, so horrible that we will not be back. For 2 adults and a child it was to expensive!! And for such a small park it wasn’t worth it. We paid 50$ for food that we SHARED because the price of 3 tenders the size of McDonalds chicken nuggets was 10.50. The chicken and fries and burger were all basically frozen. You would think you could bring your own food and water but no. Adding a cooler fee of 30.00 on top of your bill. When we got thirsty one side had nothing to drink and you stood in line waiting for an hour to get turned away saying they don’t have that, the other side of food they only had pizza. Tons of kids there but parents no where to be found. Slides lines are longer than 1 hour wait. Standing on burning hot concrete in the sun for a 10 second slide. Honestly nothing here is worth it. There are better options close by and they cheaper and bigger.

3 /5 Justin Miller: Facility was nice and clean. Staff seemed very respectful also. Was a bit disappointed that a few of the slides were closed (Total of 4). The lazy river was not as relaxing as I thought it would be because there were only about 10-15 tubes for about 100 people. It got to be nearly impossible to get a tube after lunchtime for the lazy river. We visited 6/9/25.