1 /5 D: Dr. Disraeli is awesome. He rates 10 stars. This review is not about him. It is about Baylor. I called today (a Friday) to schedule an appointment, which took less than 2 minutes in the past. Today, and also the last time I scheduled, it took well-over 20 minutes. Just to schedule an appointment? The scheduler asked about my issue, symptoms, and pain level. When told, she put me on hold, then came back explaining that I must speak to a nurse. I told her that I dont want to speak to a nurse because last time, the nurse (who sounded like she was 16 years old and babysits on the weekends), just wasted my time by asking questions that were unrelated to my issue. Questions like, do I have thoughts of suicide or self-harm? Am I able to care for myself? Do I have adequate food? The questions were obviously being read from a prepared script and were an annoying waste of time. Jeeze! I just called for a normal appointment with Dr. Disraeli.
Second time on hold today, 7 minutes and 19 seconds. Afterward, the scheduler said Baylor requires her to have a nurse call me back because of my pain level, which I reported as 6 or 7 on a scale from 1 to 10.
The scheduler never once asked me when I would like to come in, nor did I ask for an immediate appointment. Back on hold again for several minutes. When she retuned, she apologized that there were no appointments available today. I replied that I never asked for an appointment today and that any day in the next 2 weeks would be fine. When I pointed out that she never asked when I would like an appointment, she became irritated and explained that she was following her assigned Baylor protocol. Bam! back on hold again, When she again returned, she said Dr. Disraeli does not have an appointment available during the next 2 weeks but immediately said this Monday at 8 AM was available. What? I still dont understand that one. Nothing is available but Monday is available? So, as I said earlier, Dr. Disraeli is amazing, but the Baylor corporate cash-cow has streamlined their customer service and concern for patients into a model of ridiculous inefficiency. Maybe its time that Baylor and I part ways.