2 /5 S Zoë (Zozillahime): Against my better judgment, I allowed my husband to convince me to go to an Italian restaurant in the middle of nowhere East Texas. Being famished and with the preference of the finer things, we went in. Strike one was the fact that no one was in the facility at dinner time save for one couple in a lonely corner booth. I had a few questions to get a feeler for what we were getting ourselves into and sure enough, my fears were confirmed.... this food was about to be mid as L. I opted to make the experience better by ordering a glass of wine.... they didnt have what I requested from the menu, ok, no worries! I understand. Went through a couple more hoops to find something they did have, no prob. As we look over our food options we find that garlic bread is on the menu. Oh, ok, so no free bread. Fine, were at the end of 2025, cant expect to see many things for free anymore. Strange to see in an Italian place though....kind of like no chips and salsa in a Mexican restaurant, but fine. We order the bread and spinach and artichoke dip to find a pink sauce with 4 flecks of artichoke and spinach each. The bred no DOUBT was from a package of dollar general sandwich rolls toasted. Whatever, were hungry and were already here, it wasnt bad, but it wasnt really that good either. Were ready to order our main dishes and we decided to add 2 ceaser salads but request to add red onions. Our waitress confirms they do have red onions and can add them to the salad. Sweet! We get our salads and they come undressed with this tiiiny ramekin of dressing (Im talking the same size as the paper cups you use to put ketchup in at like Wendys) and are LOADED with red onions. No big deal, well just take the extra ones off. When our waitress comes back we request another little ramekin of dressing and i kid you not, she tells us shed have to charge us $6. We sit there STUNNED as she explains that she cant sell us the same sized dressings she gave us but would have to charge us for a bowl of dressing....... ?! The waitress was pretty young, so were not mad at her at all, but things were starting to get a bit ridiculous. We turned her down and continued to eat our dry salads. Our entrees finally come and I hate that the photos give the dishes more flavor than they deserve credit for. My husbands chicken resembled something that would come out of an astronauts food selection in outer space and the slices of sausage in my fettuccine were so thin I feared theyd gut me on the way down...the food was very bland, I dont know when the last time was that I actually had to use the table salt, but we threw that, the parm, and hot pepper flakes at it to make it somewhat edible. By this point Im ready to go,I took about 3 bites and by the waitresses surprise asked for the check. Low and behold theres a MASSIVE extra charge, what on earth could it be??? The onions yall......$6. Ill be darned..... they REALLY wanted that extra $6 out of us.... Im peeved because were civilized folk, so we couldnt not leave a tip, the waitress did her job- and well....so the only way I can feel justice is leaving this review. I wouldnt waste my time or extra $6 coming back here.....but I really should have known.