1 /5 Kade Christensen: Welcome to Jae’s Fitness!! Where absolutely none of the equipment works, and you’ll spend more time staring at “out of order” signs than actually working out. The treadmills constantly break down or throw error codes mid-run, and the few machines that do turn on feel like they’re one use away from falling apart. It’s honestly embarrassing how poorly everything is maintained.
But wait—it gets better. Even the bathrooms are a disaster. Their toilet paper holder doesn’t even fit their toilet paper rolls, so you have to rip the roll apart just to use it. The result? Toilet paper shredded and scattered all over the floor like confetti. It’s gross, unhygienic, and just shows how little effort is put into basic upkeep.
And the best part? They’ll still happily charge you $30+ a month for the privilege of fighting with broken machines and leaving more frustrated than when you walked in. If you’re looking for a real workout, this is not the place—you’ll get more exercise running out the door than you ever will on their busted treadmills. Total rip-off, zero value, and not worth even a fraction of the price
