5 /5 Red Beard: Tried going in the back door for 4 and half months finally realized I guess maybe I was at the front door at that point my neck had badly swollen from eating out of the garbage can there I was no longer worried about my hairdo in a rage I went to what was actually the front door which is suppose to be the back door I open the door and bam my neck wont squeeze through I screamed as I was wedged in the entrance I could barely breath you talkin about suckin real bad it was suckin boi I had a shank in my pocket thankfully from where I randomly get locked up for no reason all the time and cut my neck to release the swelling ....it got much worse really fast within seconds I looked like mr. Potato head my hair was not even visible anymore my neck grew right over the top of my head the door jam finally just burst and I fell in front from the weight of my head and hit the floor like a 600lb bag of jello the guy went ahead and cut my hair anyway cuz he felt bad Im not sure what it looks like cuz my whole face iS inside this jello like swollen pustrell of wth and my wife refuses to look at me to describe my haircut I do have a good feeling its pretty sharp though ,you just know when youve got a good cut!
