El Colombiano parilla grill - Kingsville (TX)

5 /5 Brett Huston: So I’ve been lurking on this place for weeks like a hungry ex on Instagram, and I finally gave in. No regrets. I went all in on the Chicano Burrito-a majestic, overachieving cylinder of joy stuffed with pastor, fries, hot Cheetos, sour cream, and nacho cheese. Yeah, it costs fifteen bucks, but let’s be honest: that’s not a burrito, it’s a lifestyle choice. You’re basically buying lunch, dinner, and the right to take a strategic nap afterward. The first bite hit me like a reggaetón beat at full volume; loud, unexpected, and impossible not to enjoy. Flavor explosion. Texture perfection. Zero shame. I told myself I’d save half for later, but I blacked out and next thing I know, gone. Whole thing. I’m now completely useless at work, questioning my life decisions, and already planning my next visit. 5 stars. Would sacrifice my afternoon productivity again. Also, for the sake of humanity, I’ve uploaded clearer photos of the menu—because the ones that were here before looked like they were taken with a potato during an earthquake. You’re welcome.

5 /5 Holly Frantz: We had an amazing lunch at El Colombiano. The chips were freshly made, the pastor quesadillas and beef street tacos were delicious. Please order an agua fresca. You wont regret it. The restaurant is basic and very small, but you wont notice because youll be too busy stuffing your face.

5 /5 Susil Maribel (msusil): I am new to Kingsville and Ive heard that this place made good food....OMG it was soooo delicious! Was my first time here and I will definitely be coming back. We had the chicharrones and the hot cheetos burrito....omg that thing was HUGE! 5 stars all around. Cynthia was very nice to us. Thank you!

5 /5 Vanessa Munoz Mena: I hardly ever rate 5 stars, but the food here was amazing!!! 1st restaurant I give a positive review to here in Kingsville. Great taste. Very well seasoned. Well priced and good portions. Worth every penny. We got 2 orders of loaded fries with steak, sour cream, requested to add avocado, opted out of the nacho cheese sauce and requested shredded cheese instead. Also got 2 orders of the birria grilled cheese sandwiches. Birria was on point! The cup of birria consome it came with, is a bomb of flavor in your mouth. Agua de Sandia was delicious! Absolutely recommend this place 100%, Will return.

5 /5 Peter Realville: Best Nachos generous portion and tasty bisteck. Fresh tortillas chips. I am not from kingsville I gamble by visiting the restaurant. And I am glad I did.